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The Horny Toad Guest House

9.6
Excellent (127 reviews) |
Simpson Bay ·
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Apr 02, 2025 - Apr 03, 2025
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The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay

Overview

  • free wifi
  • beachfront
  • non-smoking rooms
  • free parking

Intro

Set 2 km from the centre of Simpson Bay, The Horny Toad Guest House offers Wi-Fi throughout the property. Guests can access Marina Fort-Louis within a 10-minute drive of the property, while Casino Royale is a 25-minute walk away.

Rooms

The rooms have a balcony, tea and coffee making equipment, and air conditioning for guests' convenience.

Location

Located off Le Grand Marche, the venue is set near Mary Star of the Sea Church.

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Rooms

Deluxe Suite with Sea View
Room size: 55 m2
Max capacity:
King Suite with Ocean View
Room size: 42 m2
Max capacity:
King Suite with Sea View
Room size: 42 m2
Max capacity:
King Suite with Balcony
Room size: 47 m2
Max capacity:
One-Bedroom Suite
Room size: 53 m2
Max capacity:
Suite with Sea View
Room size: 47 m2
Max capacity:
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Facitilies

Facilities

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Rooms

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities

Dining facilities

  • Outdoor dining area
  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

Relax

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities
  • Golf course

Activities for Kids

  • Board games

Reviews

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9.6/10 Excellent (127 reviews)
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  • Cleanliness 9.7
  • Comfort 9.7
  • Facilities 9.5
  • Free WiFi 8.9
  • Location 9.7
  • Total 9.6
  • Value for money 9.5
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Shaun

9.6/10
We absolutely loved the hotel's prime location right on the beach, which provided stunning ocean views and easy access for morning swims. The staff was incredibly welcoming and knowledgeable, making our stay even more enjoyable. With clean accommodations and a well-equipped kitchen, we found it convenient to prepare meals and store snacks. the parking facilities and nearby transportation options made exploring the area a breeze.
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Roland

9.8/10
The cleanliness was impressive, with the housekeeping staff maintaining everything spotless.
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Charles

9.6/10
The cleanliness was top-notch, and the staff were welcoming and helpful. Having easy access to the beach made mornings and evenings special. Plus, the location near restaurants added convenience for us.
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Grant

9.6/10
I loved staying at this hotel, as it's right on the beach, offering breathtaking views. The facilities were clean and well-maintained, and the staff was incredibly friendly and accommodating. Plus, there are great restaurants within walking distance, making it very convenient for meals.
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Conrad

10/10
My recent stay at the hotel was fantastic, as the beachfront location provided breathtaking views and easy access to the sand. The staff was incredibly friendly, ensuring every need was met, and the cleanliness of the accommodations made me feel at home. With restaurants and stores within walking distance, I enjoyed exploring the area as I delighted in the ocean breeze from my cozy balcony.
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Sammy

9.6/10
The staff were incredibly friendly and attentive, ensuring everything was tidy and ready for my comfort. The convenience of having local restaurants and a market within walking distance made dining and shopping a breeze.
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Location

2 Vlaun Drive
Landmarks nearby
Restaurants nearby
Transportation
  • 1. Kim Sha Beach 1.13 km (3707 ft)
  • 2. Mary Star of the Sea Church 500 m (1640 ft)
  • 3. Paradise Casino 1.51 km (4954 ft)
  • 4. Simpson Bay Lagoon 1.79 km (1.11 mi.)
  • 5. Avantika 1.25 km (4101 ft)
  • 6. Maho Beach 2.09 km (1.30 mi.)
  • 7. Sint Maarten Pub Crawl 840 m (2756 ft)
  • 8. Tropicana Princess Casino 2.12 km (1.32 mi.)
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  • 2. Abu Ghazi Shwarma 210 m (689 ft)
  • 3. Pinche Gringo 490 m (1608 ft)
  • 4. McDonald's 210 m (689 ft)
  • 5. Little Jerusalem SXM 810 m (2657 ft)
  • 6. Burger King 210 m (689 ft)
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