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The Oyster Smack Hotel

8.4
Very good (333 reviews) |
Burnham-on-Crouch ·
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May 16, 2025 - May 17, 2025
2 adults, 1 room
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The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch

Overview

  • free parking
  • non-smoking rooms
  • restaurant
  • free wifi
  • family rooms
  • bar

Intro

Featuring Wi-Fi throughout the property, the 4-star The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch sits about 5 minutes' walk from The Rio Cinema. Guests who stay at the inn can park their car on site.

Rooms

Guests will make use of hair dryers and toiletries in bathrooms equipped with a walk-in shower and a separate toilet.

Location

You'll need 39-minute drive to London Southend airport. Colchester is 30 km from here, while Baptist church hall is merely 350 metres away.

Eat

Sauda Village is ideal for tasting British cuisine and is situated a few metres away from the property.

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Rooms

Classic Double Room
Room size: 12 m2
Max capacity:
Deluxe Double Room
Room size: 16 m2
Max capacity:
Superior Double Room
Room size: 25 m2
Max capacity: +
Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
Room size: 16 m2
Max capacity:
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Facitilies

Facilities

  • Flat-screen TV

Rooms

  • Heating

Dining facilities

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Special diet menus
  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Welcome drink

Activities for Kids

  • Cots
  • Children's menu

Reviews

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90 /100 (241 reviews)
8.1 8.1 /10 (274 reviews)
8.4/10 Very good (333 reviews)
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Categories

  • Cleanliness 9
  • Comfort 8.9
  • Facilities 8.7
  • Free WiFi 8.9
  • Location 8.9
  • Total 8.5
  • Value for money 8.4
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Katharine

9.4/10
I had a great experience at the hotel. The room was spotless and the decor was lovely. The staff were incredibly friendly and attentive. I enjoyed a delicious meal in the restaurant, and the variety on the menu was impressive. The location was ideal, close to the main High Street and the waterfront, making it easy to explore the area.
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Alexandra

9.6/10
The staff were incredibly friendly and attentive, making the experience even more enjoyable. Located on the edge of the main High Street, it was convenient for exploring local attractions, and I appreciated the ample parking available. The dining experience was delightful, with well-cooked meals that were both generous and reasonably priced.
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Rodney

10/10
We loved how clean and spacious the room was. The staff were friendly and very accommodating. Parking was right outside, making it easy to access our vehicle. The location was perfect for visiting the yachting club for our event and exploring local attractions, all within walking distance.
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Eileen

9.8/10
We loved the hotel’s cleanliness and well-furnished rooms. Parking was convenient right outside our door. The location was perfect, just a short walk to the coast.
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Richie

9.8/10
The staff were incredibly friendly and helpful, making our experience even better. Parking right outside made it so easy to transport our luggage, and the location was perfect for a quick walk to the yachting club where we attended an event.
C

Christopher

9.6/10
the staff were incredibly welcoming and ensured that everything was perfect throughout my visit. The cleanliness of the spacious room was impressive, and I appreciated the excellent bathroom facilities. I also savored the delicious meals offered, which were not only tasty but reasonably priced. the hotel’s convenient location made it easy for me to explore the charming town and local attractions.
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Location

The Oyster Smack Inn
Landmarks nearby
Restaurants nearby
Transportation
  • 1. Wallasea Island Wild Coast 3.14 km (1.95 mi.)
  • 2. Bridgemarsh Island 4.50 km (2.80 mi.)
  • 3. Riverside Park 560 m (1837 ft)
  • 4. Wallasea Island 2.81 km (1.75 mi.)
  • 5. Wallasea Island Wild Coast project 4.92 km (3.06 mi.)
  • 6. Mangapps Railway Museum 2.05 km (1.27 mi.)
  • 7. Waterfront 1.06 km (3478 ft)
  • 8. Mangapps Railway 2.01 km (1.25 mi.)
  • 1. Peaberries Coffee 570 m (1870 ft)
  • 2. Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden 400 m (1312 ft)
  • 3. Sgt. Pepper's 380 m (1247 ft)
  • 4. The Polash 340 m (1115 ft)
  • 5. The Ship Inn 680 m (2231 ft)
  • 6. Mehek Indian Restaurant 240 m (787 ft)
  • 7. The Burnham Seafood And Oyster Bar 600 m (1969 ft)
  • 1. Burnham Library 60 m (197 ft)
  • 2. Burnham Cinema 260 m (853 ft)
  • 3. The Railway Hotel 350 m (1148 ft)
  • 4. DaRT Burnham-on-Crouch 570 m (1870 ft)